Thursday, November 5, 2009

It's Pretty Simple.....

Pretty much everybody misses you. Too much, to be honest.

Daniela just sits in your office, mood swinging, talking about the good ol’ days.

Lesley has locked herself in your bathroom, crying so loud that noise complaints have been filed several times. Jay has been kicking every blonde girl with a ponytail in the back of the knee, forcing them to fall. Jamal is Missing. Brad has reverted to a child like state of walking up to people, tugging on their shirts and saying, “Sarah?” and then crying when he realizes they aren’t you. The Villanuevas are at large, trying to find reasons to have you come back. Mr. John Tuohey says hello. Gumina is some where.....I dunno. Ashley is having trouble remembering you, but Jay constantly reminds her that you are the reason he kicked her. The interns says hello. But most of all, Mary hasn’t been to work in days. There are several stories floating around.....She hopped the midnight train, going anywhere.......She is halfway to LA by now, having only a Vespa for transportation.........she turned your car into a shrine and the movers are pissed she won;t let them ship the car already......But I believe she’s at home, watching every Jeopardy she ever recorded, with a mannequin dressed like you, sitting next to her on the couch. At least I hope it’s a mannequin........Jeff’s fine. And everybody else wants you back, SO THERE!